Sunday, February 11, 2007

Goodbye Blogger (again)! Facebook killed you this time

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

I have a confession to make.

I once, at a previous job, looked at porn at work. Not to get off, or for anything sexual, but I feel better now that it's off my chest. Speaking of chests, the site I was at... AnimatedBoobs.com.

What an odd site.

Enjoy

Monday, December 11, 2006

Jon Defined.

I did a short Personality test for computer programmers to see if they are in the right field today at work, but not for work. Here is my result

ISTP (Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving)
Cool onlookers Quiet, reserved, observing and analysing life with detached curiosity and unexpected flashes of original humor. Usually interested in cause and effect, how and why mechanical things work, and in organizing facts using logical principles.

Ideal Jobs:
ISTP - Police, detectives, forensic pathologists, computer programmers, system analysts, computer specialists, engineers, carpenters, mechanics, pilots, drivers, athletes, entrepreneurs, firefighters, paramedics, construction workers, dental hygienists, electrical engineers, farmers, military, probation officers, steelworkers, transportation operatives, hitmen. With the ability to stay calm under pressure, they excel in any job which requires immediate action.


I should have gone to hitman school instead.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

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Sunday, December 03, 2006

Bottled Music

Some people's kids!

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Hockey

This year, I have really tried to follow Hockey. I've been reading the rumor site (www.HockeyTradeRumors.com), the online magazines (www.theFourthPeriod.com) and the NHL, TSN, and SportsNet sites daily.

Watching hockey you come across some wacky names. No other sport is as European or Russian based, so the last names are often new and exciting. The other day we tried to design a line that'd we'd love the announcers to have to call. Here is what we came up with.

Janne Niinimaa, Joe Nieuwendyk, Scott Niedermayer, Rob Niedermayer, and Teppo Numminen.

Just imagine a good passing play. Ninnimaa to Neidermayer, Neidermayer skates past the line, up to Numminen who dumps it in. Nueidermayer races behind the net and steals the puck. Circles around and throws it out front to Nieuwendyk, who hits the post.

Also their goalie will be Antero Niittymaki


To end, I have a complaint. I don't like the Leafs (or Laffs cause they suck), yet that's all I can watch on TV. It sucks. TSN carries 10 or so Habs games, and CBC some too. But I want more. I want RDS (French TSN). They play all 82 games this year, and all the playoff games. Even the TSN show is called TSN Molson Canadian Leafs Hockey. The Beer than the habs are named after (according to my grade 10 geography teacher) sponsors a show about the Leafs. CBC plays mostly leafs games. TSN does too, and for some reason, we are in Senators country for Sportsnet. Granted that's better than Leafs, but gimme the Tri-Color any day.

Enjoy

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

May 30 - Drive to Hali
May 31 - Training In Hali
May 31 - Fly To Toronto
June 1 - June 9 Work in Toronto
June 9 - Fly To PEI (get in at 11:53pm)
June 10 - Fly to Montreal (leave at 6:00am)
June 11 - Fly to PEI
June 17 - Drive to Restigouche River
June 20 - Drive to PEI